Once upon a time, there was a car name little red riding hood. She was on her way for the 21 KM Bay Run when some idiot cab driver kissed her butt real hard @ Dhoby Ghaut traffic light. The impact was so great that little red riding hood knock her face into the cab in front.
Shawnster:”Uncle … what you doing ! (in hokkien)”
Uncle:”Brake buay hu ….”
Shawnster thinking to himself:”Wah lao !! Break buay hu !! Tamade !!!!!”
Uncle of the cab in front:”You know red light liao … still da you !! Zho Xi Mi !!!”
Uncle:”Brake Buay Hu …”
All parties took down, I/C and number plate.
What a run !!
Looking at it from the bright side, after all repairs and spray painting, the little red riding hood actually becomes a Teochew Red Riding Hood. Why ? The backside now more red than the other parts … As the saying goes, Teochew Nang, Ka Chng Ang Ang !! Opps …..
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how dare u make fun of Teochews … … tonite sleep in toilet!
Buwahahahahahahah … not only sleep in toilet, sunday got no milo also !!!! jia lat !!!!
LOL!!