Little Red Riding Hood …. Butt and face injured

Once upon a time, there was a car name little red riding hood.  She was on her way for the 21 KM Bay Run when some idiot cab driver kissed her butt real hard @ Dhoby Ghaut traffic light.  The impact was so great that little red riding hood knock her face into the cab in front.

Shawnster:”Uncle … what you doing ! (in hokkien)”

Uncle:”Brake buay hu ….”

Shawnster thinking to himself:”Wah lao !! Break buay hu !! Tamade !!!!!”

Uncle of the cab in front:”You know red light liao … still da you !! Zho Xi Mi !!!”

Uncle:”Brake Buay Hu …”

All parties took down, I/C and number plate.

What a run !!

Looking at it from the bright side, after all repairs and spray painting, the little red riding hood actually becomes a Teochew Red Riding Hood.  Why ?  The backside now more red than the other parts … As the saying goes, Teochew Nang, Ka Chng Ang Ang !! Opps …..

3 Responses

  1. how dare u make fun of Teochews … … tonite sleep in toilet!

  2. Buwahahahahahahah … not only sleep in toilet, sunday got no milo also !!!! jia lat !!!!

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