To the barber

Shawnsterz phone rang.

Shawnsterz:”Hello”

Xavier:”Daddy. I am at the barber. Ah ma ask me to ask you what hairstye to cut. Style A, Style B, Style C”

Shawnsterz feeling puzzled, and not knowing what style A, style B or Style C is, said,”Ask them to cut slope lah.”

Xavier:”Daddy, UP SLOPE OR DOWN SLOPE?”

Shawnsterz:”HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

If you think your life sucks … this might change how you feel.

Nick Vijucic

First Ever Church Wedding

Just gone for my very first chuch wedding. A few takes.

1. Songs are nice.
2. Singers are quite good.
3. Lots of talking.
4. Lots of singing.
5. Content depends very much on Pastor. That is why I suppose some churches have many followers. Its the pastor’s talking. Very much like politics.

Its an eye opener today. But anyway, congratulations Michael !!!

Fruit Enzymes

Heard this fruit enzymes thing is good for health. Very good in fact. So found a website and decided to try it. Will try it next weekend bah since its going to be some work done. The link here http://www.fadaboutfood.com/search/label/*%20Green%20Movement

Just for Laughs …

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.

In a recent trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.  He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’

She responded, ‘Why yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.  I’ve known you since you were a boy and frankly, you’ve been a big dissapointment to me.  You lie, you cheat on your wife and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.  You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.  Yes I know you.’

The prosecuter was STUNNED.  Not knowing what else to do, he points across the room and asks, ‘Mrs. Jones do you know the defense attorney?’

She takes a deep breath and huffs, ‘Why yes I do.  I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too.  He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.  He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.  Not mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.  One of them was your wife.  Yes, I know him.’

The defense attorney yells “Objection” and nearly faints.

The judge calls both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice says:

“If either of you two idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair!”

No wonder there are many “C” and “D” graders for hawkers !?!?

As quoted in CNA:

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/423425/1/.html

The market holds major cleaning exercises, which are held once every three months. Majority of the food stalls at the market are graded ‘C’ for cleanliness and hygiene by the National Environment Agency (NEA). Only two stalls have been awarded ‘A’, with another four graded ‘B’. Stalls with ‘C’ or ‘D’ grading are inspected more frequently – every nine weeks – compared to those with ‘A’ and ‘B’ grading, which are inspected every six weeks.

We seem to get ‘A’ and ‘B’ grading inspected more frequently (every 6 weeks) than ‘C’ or ‘D’  gradings (every 9 weeks).  No wonder they all aim for ‘C’ and ‘D’ grade.  :O

Susan Boyle shocked the judges in Britains Got Talent !

“Tui Na” at its worst !!

Went to a recommended “Tui Na” by Por Por.  They claim that Ronald and Jaws also go to him and say he’s good.  So decided to go see him for my knee cap injury.  Went to the place and asked him, “Uncle, you do “Tui Na” huh (in chinese) ?”.  He looked at me in a blur manner, not really responding. So I decided to asked him again and finally he nodded.  He got this very blur look, so I felt damn uneasy and I looked at lill fish, hopping to get some encouragement.  After that, he asked me to sit down and questioned me on the area of injury.  I told him it was the knee cap and he started to feel the knee cap.  Then he said,”this part came out liao (in chinese).”  Don’t really know what he is blabbering, I only know that my knee is going for some really serious stretching exercise.  What he did after that is he straightened my leg and bent my legs and straightened my legs and bend my legs, pulling it hard while the legs are straightened to put the “part” which came out back to its original position.  I was like given an anaesthetic injection.  It was #($@*#$*@(#$* painful lor !!! My leg already cannot straighten fully and when I bent my legs, the knee cap hurts.  So this uncle actually did the most painful part !! (while watching TV and discussing it with her wifey).  OMG !!! After a few torturing pulls, he said,” Ahhh… in liao !! (in chinese).” By then, I was already half dead, and got revived when I looked at lill fish … (She was laughing her head off !!!).

Accidentally deleted my blog banner … Wa Kao !!

Geez ….

Knee Injured … Sianz ….

Knee kena injured after today’s frisbee game. Tomorrow need to see doc and wonder how long will I be out of action. Cannot run and swim for now … ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! Signs of aging ?!!?!!? Luckily, hands still available to go gym ….