[I]nteresting [T]houghts [I]n a fu[NK]y way

Suspending this blog site.

strongstrong — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 08:27:15 +0000

Hi all, thanks for viewing. I seem to be updating my FACEBOOK more frequently. So I think, my blog should be closed so as not to confuse my frens and myself !!! Heee . Thanks for viewing. This blog will not get updated from now.

Happy birthday Little Xay Xay

strongstrong — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 14:43:35 +0000

Happy 8th Birthday Xay Xay. We had a great time at your Birthday party. Almost the whole class turned up !!! That was a great turn out !! I had some problems getting 21 kids to be organised. But I did it nevertheless, with the help of Jie Ying .. Thanks Miss Chew !!! It was a great success. The kids had fun. They had prizes as well. It was all worth the effort and hardwork we parents put in, just for this very day !! Phew … Finally a chance to sit down and take a break … Happy Birthday once again ! You’ve grown a year older liao..

Japanese Film Grotesque

strongstrong — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:20:10 +0000

Just finished watching this film. Its a damn painful and gory film. Worst one every watched. So faint hearted, please don’t watch hor. No subtitles, so dunno what its talking about. But in the end, I guess its a love story about the victims. Again … not for the faint hearted…..

Little Red Riding Hood …. Butt and face injured

strongstrong — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 07:48:03 +0000

Once upon a time, there was a car name little red riding hood. She was on her way for the 21 KM Bay Run when some idiot cab driver kissed her butt real hard @ Dhoby Ghaut traffic light. The impact was so great that little red riding hood knock her face into the cab in front.

Shawnster:”Uncle … what you doing ! (in hokkien)”

Uncle:”Brake buay hu ….”

Shawnster thinking to himself:”Wah lao !! Break buay hu !! Tamade !!!!!”

Uncle of the cab in front:”You know red light liao … still da you !! Zho Xi Mi !!!”

Uncle:”Brake Buay Hu …”

All parties took down, I/C and number plate.

What a run !!

Looking at it from the bright side, after all repairs and spray painting, the little red riding hood actually becomes a Teochew Red Riding Hood. Why ? The backside now more red than the other parts … As the saying goes, Teochew Nang, Ka Chng Ang Ang !! Opps …..

Please stand up !!!

strongstrong — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 15:13:43 +0000

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To the barber

strongstrong — Mon, 11 May 2009 15:27:13 +0000

Shawnsterz phone rang.

Shawnsterz:”Hello”

Xavier:”Daddy. I am at the barber. Ah ma ask me to ask you what hairstye to cut. Style A, Style B, Style C”

Shawnsterz feeling puzzled, and not knowing what style A, style B or Style C is, said,”Ask them to cut slope lah.”

Xavier:”Daddy, UP SLOPE OR DOWN SLOPE?”

Shawnsterz:”HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

If you think your life sucks … this might change how you feel.

strongstrong — Sun, 10 May 2009 03:12:31 +0000

Nick Vijucic

First Ever Church Wedding

strongstrong — Sat, 02 May 2009 08:46:51 +0000

Just gone for my very first chuch wedding. A few takes.

1. Songs are nice.
2. Singers are quite good.
3. Lots of talking.
4. Lots of singing.
5. Content depends very much on Pastor. That is why I suppose some churches have many followers. Its the pastor’s talking. Very much like politics.

Its an eye opener today. But anyway, congratulations Michael !!!

Fruit Enzymes

strongstrong — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 09:12:38 +0000

Heard this fruit enzymes thing is good for health. Very good in fact. So found a website and decided to try it. Will try it next weekend bah since its going to be some work done. The link here http://www.fadaboutfood.com/search/label/*%20Green%20Movement

Just for Laughs …

strongstrong — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:54:58 +0000

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.

In a recent trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’

She responded, ‘Why yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy and frankly, you’ve been a big dissapointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes I know you.’

The prosecuter was STUNNED. Not knowing what else to do, he points across the room and asks, ‘Mrs. Jones do you know the defense attorney?’

She takes a deep breath and huffs, ‘Why yes I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’

The defense attorney yells “Objection” and nearly faints.

The judge calls both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice says:

“If either of you two idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair!”